Owning a horse is serious business, and so is horseback riding. But sometimes even the most serious equestrians have to let their guard down and "horse" around a little. For those of you who like to have a good laugh, here are 15 tweets that equestrians are sure to find hilarious:
1.
Leaving my family- "bye"
Leaving my horse- "goodbye baby I love u so much ur so cute have a good night I'll see u tomorrow I love u!"— Thecorreqtlead (@thecorreqtlead) June 15, 2017
2.
When you have your left foot in the stirrup and the horse starts to walk away pic.twitter.com/X6KWUuGvjX
— Groom's Secrets (@GroomSecrets) September 22, 2014
3.
Who called it a police horse and not a clip-clop-cop?
— mo (@chuuew) June 13, 2017
4.
"I want a car but I want to feel like I'm on a fast horse" - guy who invented convertibles
— kim (@KimmyMonte) June 3, 2017
5.
Making your debut in a new division https://t.co/FaQ8ItFuKW
— Groom's Secrets (@GroomSecrets) November 20, 2015
6.
my horse: that looks suspicious
my horse's brain: spook at it
my horse: but i saw it yesterday
my horse's brain: do it pic.twitter.com/9vk7zrsuzL— bree (@nobsdressage) November 14, 2016
7.
Putting on my hairnet and my game face at a show like pic.twitter.com/rbZ3YFBJfd
— uɐıɹʇsǝnbǝ lɐıɔǝds (@SpecialEq) November 23, 2015
8.
a horse walks into a barn. wait, why am i here says the barkeep
— jonny sun wrote a new book! (@jonnysun) May 15, 2017
9.
100 years ago most people rode horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and you have to be rich to own a horse.
— Struggling Equestrian (@StruggleBusEq) December 23, 2015
10.
Being 5'2" is a blessing & a curse, like I can ride 13.2 ponies & 17.2 horses but I can't reach the Tupperware lids on the top shelf.
— Bourbon N Bays (@BourbonNbays) October 18, 2017
11.
[God inventing zebra]
How about a horse that's dressed for bed?— Paul (@bingowings14) February 23, 2017
12.
https://twitter.com/pinedapplez/status/676226193167802368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E676226193167802368&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fhorsenetwork.com%2F2015%2F12%2F17-tweets-perfectly-sum-riding-life%2F
13.
How I feel in barn clothes versus show clothes #eqmemes pic.twitter.com/e9tiiGSgCi
— Equestrian Memes (@EquestrianMeme) May 28, 2014
14.
How I see the corner of the arena vs how my horse sees it pic.twitter.com/ZM4lsqGU4n
— AntisocialEquestrian (@AntisocialEq) May 18, 2014
15.
Jesus, look at the size of this chicken pic.twitter.com/QUv2GykEeY
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) March 20, 2017
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Have you seen a funny horse tweet recently? Post the link in the comments below!
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