Owning a horse is serious business, and so is horseback riding. But sometimes even the most serious equestrians have to let their guard down and "horse" around a little. For those of you who like to have a good laugh, here are 15 tweets that equestrians are sure to find hilarious:
Leaving my family- "bye"
Leaving my horse- "goodbye baby I love u so much ur so cute have a good night I'll see u tomorrow I love u!"
— Thecorreqtlead (@thecorreqtlead) June 15, 2017
When you have your left foot in the stirrup and the horse starts to walk away pic.twitter.com/X6KWUuGvjX
— Groom's Secrets (@GroomSecrets) September 22, 2014
Who called it a police horse and not a clip-clop-cop?
— mo (@chuuew) June 13, 2017
"I want a car but I want to feel like I'm on a fast horse" - guy who invented convertibles
— kim (@KimmyMonte) June 3, 2017
Making your debut in a new division https://t.co/FaQ8ItFuKW
— Groom's Secrets (@GroomSecrets) November 20, 2015
my horse: that looks suspicious
my horse's brain: spook at it
my horse: but i saw it yesterday
my horse's brain: do it pic.twitter.com/9vk7zrsuzL
— bree (@nobsdressage) November 14, 2016
Putting on my hairnet and my game face at a show like pic.twitter.com/rbZ3YFBJfd
— uɐıɹʇsǝnbǝ lɐıɔǝds (@SpecialEq) November 23, 2015
a horse walks into a barn. wait, why am i here says the barkeep
— jonny sun wrote a new book! (@jonnysun) May 15, 2017
100 years ago most people rode horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and you have to be rich to own a horse.
— Struggling Equestrian (@StruggleBusEq) December 23, 2015
Being 5'2" is a blessing & a curse, like I can ride 13.2 ponies & 17.2 horses but I can't reach the Tupperware lids on the top shelf.
— Bourbon N Bays (@BourbonNbays) October 18, 2017
[God inventing zebra]
How about a horse that's dressed for bed?
— Paul (@bingowings14) February 23, 2017
— Equestrian Memes (@EquestrianMeme) May 28, 2014
How I see the corner of the arena vs how my horse sees it pic.twitter.com/ZM4lsqGU4n
— AntisocialEquestrian (@AntisocialEq) May 18, 2014
Jesus, look at the size of this chicken pic.twitter.com/QUv2GykEeY
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) March 20, 2017
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Have you seen a funny horse tweet recently? Post the link in the comments below!