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    15 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets About Horses

    Modified: Jul 15, 2020 by ihearthorses · This post may contain affiliate links · Leave a Comment

    Owning a horse is serious business, and so is horseback riding. But sometimes even the most serious equestrians have to let their guard down and "horse" around a little. For those of you who like to have a good laugh, here are 15 tweets that equestrians are sure to find hilarious: 

    1. 

    Leaving my family- "bye"
    Leaving my horse- "goodbye baby I love u so much ur so cute have a good night I'll see u tomorrow I love u!"

    — Thecorreqtlead (@thecorreqtlead) June 15, 2017

    2. 

    When you have your left foot in the stirrup and the horse starts to walk away pic.twitter.com/X6KWUuGvjX

    — Groom's Secrets (@GroomSecrets) September 22, 2014

    3. 

    Who called it a police horse and not a clip-clop-cop?

    — mo (@chuuew) June 13, 2017

    4.

    "I want a car but I want to feel like I'm on a fast horse" - guy who invented convertibles

    — kim (@KimmyMonte) June 3, 2017

    5.

    Making your debut in a new division https://t.co/FaQ8ItFuKW

    — Groom's Secrets (@GroomSecrets) November 20, 2015

    6. 

    my horse: that looks suspicious
    my horse's brain: spook at it
    my horse: but i saw it yesterday
    my horse's brain: do it pic.twitter.com/9vk7zrsuzL

    — bree (@nobsdressage) November 14, 2016

    7.

    Putting on my hairnet and my game face at a show like pic.twitter.com/rbZ3YFBJfd

    — uɐıɹʇsǝnbǝ lɐıɔǝds (@SpecialEq) November 23, 2015

    8.

    a horse walks into a barn. wait, why am i here says the barkeep

    — jonny sun wrote a new book! (@jonnysun) May 15, 2017

    9.

    100 years ago most people rode horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and you have to be rich to own a horse.

    — Struggling Equestrian (@StruggleBusEq) December 23, 2015

    10. 

    Being 5'2" is a blessing & a curse, like I can ride 13.2 ponies & 17.2 horses but I can't reach the Tupperware lids on the top shelf.

    — Bourbon N Bays (@BourbonNbays) October 18, 2017

    11. 

    [God inventing zebra]
    How about a horse that's dressed for bed?

    — Paul (@bingowings14) February 23, 2017

    12.

    https://twitter.com/pinedapplez/status/676226193167802368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E676226193167802368&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fhorsenetwork.com%2F2015%2F12%2F17-tweets-perfectly-sum-riding-life%2F

    13. 

    How I feel in barn clothes versus show clothes #eqmemes pic.twitter.com/e9tiiGSgCi

    — Equestrian Memes (@EquestrianMeme) May 28, 2014

    14.

    How I see the corner of the arena vs how my horse sees it pic.twitter.com/ZM4lsqGU4n

    — AntisocialEquestrian (@AntisocialEq) May 18, 2014

    15.

    Jesus, look at the size of this chicken pic.twitter.com/QUv2GykEeY

    — Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) March 20, 2017

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